depressed or horny which one will it be today?
tash and i being doofy fuck spooooooooooooooooooons
HOPEFULLY, IM GOING TO CHANGE MY TUMBLR THEME SOON TO SOMETHING MORE HIDEOUS .
One Hand on the Wheel
Me: i think i remember you telling me how crazy your mom is
nucking futs man
when i was driving her around the other day
she was like
'stop it, why do you have two hands on the wheel'
'you're supposed to steer with one hand
Friend: and so she grabs one of my hands
and holds it for the rest of the fucking drive
Friend: wont let go
Me: ur moms nuts bro
Friend: i barely struggle in hopes of NOT CAUSING AN ACCIDENT
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